A dark humour drama film, Cocaine Bear is based on a 1985 true story about a drug runner’s plane crash, missing cocaine and a black bear that ate it. After unintentionally ingesting cocaine, the bear goes on a murderous rampage that starts one of the craziest stories ever told.
Here are the most memorable quotes from Cocaine Bear.
- Bob: The bear… it loves coke!
- Olaf (Kristoffer): When I first saw you, I thought “I would like to make a Baby with this person”.
- Kid (Stache): It’s like cocaine Christmas.
- Peter: Nothing can distract me from making sure the entire biological community is safe for all our friends. Sari: Friends? Ranger Liz: He means animals. Peter: I don’t like that word. Ranger Liz: He doesn’t like to call them animals.
- Tom: What happened to feminism, huh? Is that dead?
- Sari: Were you attacked? Olaf (Kristoffer): Devil bear.
- Ranger Liz: Leave him!
- Scandal: Run, run, run away! It’s your heart that you betray. Lead me on with those hungry eyes. I know you’re not so Civilized. When isn’t Love Primitive? A wild gift that you wanna give. Break out of Captivity…
- Bob: Stress causes cancer!
- Tom: Shoot it! Shoot it! Damn it, not the tree, the big fucking bear!
- Bear: ROWR!
- Eddie: The bear is a girl. Kid (Stache): Oh, and how the hell do you know that? Eddie: Because it’s vagina is on my ear.
